Why was the cousin in the hoodie and sunglasses told to leave the table? Because in 1996, that wasn’t “streetwear,” it was a reason to call the authorities.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Deal with it. This is gold.
First! And it’s funny!