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1995 Classic: The Unabomber Manifesto

Why were politicians actually reading the newspaper? Because the FBI forced the Washington Post to publish a 35,000-word essay that made most Senate speeches look short.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex03/12/2007 15:40I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Melrose_Place_Fan06/05/2009 01:18Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Kill_Bill_Bride03/17/2001 14:07I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/02/2004 10:19That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@CatDog_Alone03/14/2015 21:31One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Austin_Powers_Y06/07/1997 13:52Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Best_Viewed_IE403/13/2009 01:24Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Friendster_Ghost09/24/2004 09:36Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Flash_Game_Dev07/24/1995 14:06I should make a game about this joke.
@Filter_Fanatic10/14/2005 08:13This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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