2006 Classic: The Ugly Betty

A girl with braces orders a drink. The bartender says, “Beauty is on the inside, but the gin is on the shelf.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

@MIRC_Operator04/25/2013 08:34/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Harry_Potter_0111/02/2001 04:35Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Lord_Of_The_Rings12/22/2004 22:38One joke to rule them all!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz12/19/2004 06:40The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/26/2011 15:31They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Tank_Operator04/06/2006 09:08Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Wild_Thornberry12/04/2005 05:36Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Guestbook_Signer07/04/2002 17:36Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat09/01/2007 03:51Heh heh heh. Good one.