2010 Archive: The Uber Origin

A guy says, “Imagine if you could call a car with your phone!” The bartender says, “It’s called a taxi, Dave. Here’s the number.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Home_Alone_Kevin10/16/2005 02:23Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Linux_Distro_User09/24/2014 08:01Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Ferris_Bueller07/18/2006 03:55Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@David_After_Dent12/04/2001 00:15Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Viewer_Number_107/09/1997 02:45First! And it’s funny!