A guy says, “There’s music on my phone I didn’t put there!” The bartender says, “The Guinness is free today, too. No one asked for it, but here it is.”
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Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.