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2002 Legacy: The Transplant

“We have a liver available, but it’s from a 1990s model. It’s not ‘Plug-and-Play’ compatible with your 2002 system.”

Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid12/18/2007 14:22Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Web_Master_Flex06/20/2003 04:17I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/22/1995 08:27Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Digimon_Tamer04/21/2015 09:48My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Zoolander_Mug02/19/2002 13:34I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Tuenti_Specialist08/13/2012 09:39A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Evolution_Dance04/17/1999 02:40The history of humor in one post.

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