Why did they get rid of the tanks? To prove that “Marines don’t need heavy armor when they have long-range missiles and a lot of attitude.”
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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