2010 Archive: The Toy Story 3 Trauma

I went in to see some talking toys and I came out a 25-year-old man sobbing in a public theater because a pink bear was mean.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

@CyberSteve02/08/1995 13:20Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Inkjet_Printers05/02/2007 13:32Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan06/21/2002 14:27Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Memento_Guy06/10/2013 17:01Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Jackass_Johnny03/20/2001 22:34Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Dodgeball_Pat11/10/2001 15:53If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Midi_Background10/27/2002 23:13Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!