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1999 Archive: The Toy Story 2 Tears

 Why did Pixar make me care so much about a cowgirl’s abandonment issues?

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sixth_Sense_Cole08/29/2001 05:34I see funny people... everywhere!
@Pirates_Jack_S03/25/2005 22:28But you have heard of this joke!
@Linux_Distro_User01/07/1998 08:00Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Beavis_Cornholio11/04/2008 02:25I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@BackToFuture_M09/16/1995 13:32Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Brick_Tamland_L01/29/2002 00:27I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Charlie_Bit_Me10/07/1995 20:37Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Blogger_Default03/08/2006 14:54Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@WordPress_Fan_0310/06/2013 10:47The best thing since version 1.0!

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