Why was the driveway full of kids falling over? Because the PlayStation game made us think we could all do a 900-degree spin off a curb.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Taking a photo of me laughing!