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2012 Archive: The Tomato

 I’m “ketching” up with the Martians.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve08/12/2014 23:31Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/31/2005 04:39I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy09/09/2008 04:48That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Trololo_Man_7007/14/1996 15:29Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@IMVU_Chatter07/04/2010 19:553D laughs are the best!
@Rocket_Jumper02/03/2011 18:16This humor took me to new heights!

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