Why were 13-year-olds on the podium? Because the Olympics finally realized that “hanging out at the park” is actually an elite sport.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!