Why was there a global shortage of feta cheese? Because every person at the table saw that one TikTok video and decided that “baked cheese and tomatoes” was now a traditional Thanksgiving side.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition
In 1999, Thanksgiving felt like the last meal on Earth. We were s...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
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2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
There is a joke in my boot!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
We’re better than you, and we know it!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.