A guy walks into a bar with a bleached mullet and a floral shirt. The bartender says, “No tigers allowed.” The guy says, “I don’t have a tiger, I just have a deep hatred for Carole Baskin and a lot of free time.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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