Why was the lawyer happy? Because “two billionaires fighting in a cage” is just another way of saying “unlimited legal fees.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
Tapping my way to a good mood.