2005 Legacy: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

@Fight_Club_Tyler11/27/2012 05:57The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/18/1995 10:33I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Kernel_Panic_9808/21/2010 08:22This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Bluetooth_Bot08/27/2014 19:07Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@American_Psycho_P10/04/2007 10:17I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Jordan_Fan_2303/18/1996 23:20Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Flashdance_What02/22/1995 05:31What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Everquest_Solo12/24/2007 14:22Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Tablet_User_1001/12/2011 04:39Tapping my way to a good mood.