2004 Archive: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Buffy_Fan9708/28/1996 19:23Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Rick_Roller_0710/05/2002 17:27Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Construction_Dig11/20/2008 01:34Still digging for more humor!

@Top_List_Winner11/12/2013 22:36Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Hi5_Pro_User12/31/2010 01:34High five for this joke!

@Tablet_User_1005/07/2006 19:52Tapping my way to a good mood.