1999 Archive: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight, open it!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/09/2007 09:31I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Zoolander_Blue03/10/2008 17:25Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/04/2009 13:52One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Keyboard_Warrior10/18/1999 18:55F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/19/2000 16:56I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Jesus_Quintana01/12/2009 19:18Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/03/2000 17:18You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Illidan_Blind12/31/2009 18:44I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!