Why were we looking at the dog weird? Because the movie made us wonder if the dog was actually hosting his own BBQ while we were at the parade.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.