Why was everyone running? Because Matt Damon finished his trilogy, making “walking quickly through a crowd with a backpack” the coolest thing you could do at a parade.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
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2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)
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2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition
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2024 Classic: The "Good Luck, Babe!" Anthem
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32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Romance
Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
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Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »
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Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
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In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
M’lady... this joke is superb.