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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

@CoolSkater9812/23/2015 21:11Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@PowerRanger_Red09/15/2005 22:40It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Hotmail_Checker07/26/2006 00:22Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Grunge_Lord_9408/11/2005 09:43I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@DragonBall_Z_G04/14/2003 15:16His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Hansel_So_Hot02/25/1996 23:22That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Salt_Bae_Original02/21/2011 03:33Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Everquest_Solo10/05/1997 04:23Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.