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2009 Classic: The Tequila

 A guy takes a shot and thinks he’s in The Hangover.

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Campus_King07/25/1998 12:38The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@CSS_Master_9905/09/2010 04:45Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Napster_Search09/08/2004 04:53Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Borat_Very_Nice05/24/2007 00:55Very nice! Great success!
@Confused_Travolta02/11/2012 01:05Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Tuenti_Specialist10/17/1999 03:03A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Stick_Death_Fan07/19/2010 02:55Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut10/17/2001 03:37My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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