Katy Perry is singing about being seventeen, and I’m twenty-eight and still can’t figure out how to do my taxes.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.