2018 Vintage: The Technicality

Why did the lawyer sue the “Blood Moon”? For “unauthorized use of red filters without a licensing agreement.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

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Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/08/2001 11:33Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Pager_Guy07/11/1997 03:03Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Lion_King_Simba08/19/2005 06:07Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@DotCom_Survivor05/23/1999 13:49I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/19/2014 14:34Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Not_Bad_Obama05/15/2004 00:04Not bad. Not bad at all.