Why did the lawyer sue the sun? For “unauthorized thermal exposure” during a summer deposition.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.