Why did the lawyer walk into a bar? To sue the owner for a “tripping hazard” on the threshold.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
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A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
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Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
I choose to believe it’s funny.