What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my eyes look like they’re looking at the camera when I’m actually reading a comic book?”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
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46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Found this on the deep end of the net.