What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my Apple Watch vibrate every time the client tells a lie?”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
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