What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails self-destruct after the client reads the bill?”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
This humor took me to new heights!
A wild laugh appeared!