2008 Archive: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2008 Bestie!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@Msdos_Commander04/20/2003 05:20C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Net_Addict_200001/12/2015 01:17My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Binary_Boy04/22/2001 01:1701001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Thundercats_Ho03/12/1999 06:49Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Grumpy_Cat_Real04/15/2015 09:24I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).