2006 Vintage: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2006 Player 2!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/22/2005 20:10I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Binary_Boy11/23/2001 20:4401001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Speed_Racer_Go03/01/2014 14:06Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@PopUp_Blocker_X01/20/1996 01:51I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Streamer_Pro_9912/29/1998 19:34Thanks for the donation and the joke!