I’m a grown adult, yet I’m paralyzed by the fear that my digital plastic egg will die if I don’t “feed” it during my lunch break.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Transferring laughs at high speeds.
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