“They’ve taken me again!” “It’s just your mother-in-law calling, Liam. Pick up the phone.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
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Q: What do you say when...
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
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The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
You must construct additional laughs!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
RT if you think this is funny!