A guy buys a tabloid with the headline: “Alien Steals Man’s Virility.” He shows it to his wife and says, “See! I told you it wasn’t my fault!” She says, “The alien must have been very disappointed with the loot.”
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Very nice! Great success!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!