A guy in a zoot suit walks into a bar and starts snapping his fingers. The bartender says, “We don’t serve musical theater, we serve drinks.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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