I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up—mostly because I need this job to pay for my 56k internet.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!