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1996 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Luck

A surgeon is like a magician, but when he makes someone disappear, the police get involved.

Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan08/30/2001 09:51Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@ICQ_Classic04/20/1995 20:34That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan02/11/2012 14:59Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Borat_Very_Nice10/02/1995 11:01Very nice! Great success!
@Uncle_Rico_9811/15/1998 19:00I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Maplestory_Kid01/16/2011 18:36@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Dark_Web_Joker12/12/2008 09:10Found this on the deep end of the net.

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