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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level10/01/2014 13:06There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Backstreet_Fan07/24/2003 22:50I want it that way... the funny way!

@Kazaa_Leecher05/26/2007 04:06I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Goosebumps_Kid09/28/2001 07:18Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@DragonBall_Z_G09/21/2005 11:48His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Weird_Science_G03/22/2013 12:57We created a monster... of a joke!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/31/1997 20:50Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!