2010 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego

“I’m the first surgeon to use a tablet.” “And I’m the first patient to wish you’d use a scalpel instead.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro04/26/2014 06:52Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Myspace_Tom04/08/2014 19:35I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Palm_Pilot_User12/14/2001 09:52Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Beavis_Cornholio09/13/2007 02:33I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Bad_Luck_Brian02/07/2008 09:03Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.