2018 Classic: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, can I choose the ‘Skin’ for my surgical gown?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

@Harry_Potter_Hermione08/21/1997 21:48It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@HTML_Hacker01/15/2004 21:07<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Sion_Partier11/20/2012 23:16The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball04/01/2001 22:46Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Baxter_The_Dog07/08/2000 04:27Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Clans_Leader_9909/04/2012 10:04Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!