2011 Vintage: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using a robotic arm controlled by an iPhone.” “What if you get a phone call mid-surgery?” “Then your gallbladder might accidentally tweet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

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It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

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"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/08/2006 21:26Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Napster_Leech11/07/1998 02:11Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Floppy_Fanatic01/09/2010 03:01Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Lock_Stock_Two11/12/2001 23:40It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@CatDog_Alone06/13/1997 21:03One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Baxter_The_Dog11/08/2014 00:11Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Badger_Badger_M09/29/2010 15:21Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Cool_Story_Bro05/01/2000 05:27Actually, it IS a cool story!