They just stand there and the world revolves around them.
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I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
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Very nice! Great success!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
High five for this joke!
I should make a game about this joke.