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1995 Classic: The Supermodel

 They just stand there and the world revolves around them.

Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Myspace_First_Friend01/11/2014 22:27I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@CSS_Master_9903/12/2007 00:56Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@MTV_Unplugged03/21/2013 02:44Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Borat_Very_Nice09/23/2005 04:55Very nice! Great success!
@Step_Brothers_B09/26/2007 01:17Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Charlie_Bit_Me06/19/2006 16:29Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Ancient_Aliens_G10/25/2007 01:13I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Hi5_Pro_User03/08/1998 13:41High five for this joke!
@Flash_Game_Dev12/17/2008 07:01I should make a game about this joke.

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