Why was the 4th so “Futuristic”? Because Kanye’s Daft Punk sample made everyone feel like they were wearing shutter shades while flipping burgers in the year 3000.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!