Why so quiet? Because 2023 only has enough “Media Bandwidth” for one major conflict at a time.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
One joke to rule them all!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!