Why did the lawyer sue the “Upside Down”? For “unauthorized dimensional encroachment and failure to provide adequate lighting for residents.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
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The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
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The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
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