A guy places a single apple on the bar and drinks in silence.
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Just One Drink"
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2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
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The C, Eb, and G
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45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
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2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
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The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
The future is laughing at us.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
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