“Your heart sounds like a malfunctioning hard drive.”
Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
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69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
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56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
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59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.