“Your heart sounds like a vibrating phone.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Heart
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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That was super fast and super funny!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Very nice! Great success!
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I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!