Starships were meant to fly, and my brain was meant to hold more than just these neon-pop lyrics.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
True story! I was there!
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