I remember when coffee was 50 cents and came in one size: “Coffee.” Now it’s a “Grande” and costs as much as a car payment.
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
The highest note of humor!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
First! And it’s funny!